you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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