Me. At least after what I've been through.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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