Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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