This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Randomize
