we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
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