fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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