bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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