HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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