I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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