guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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