there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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