Non-Jews are for practice
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
zippers are such a cool invention
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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