So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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