Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
