I hate all girls vehemently.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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