Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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