I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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