Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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