I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I don't deserve a penis
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
the liver wants what the liver wants
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I wear drunk well.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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