How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I need to sanitize my soul.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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