did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
When are your genitals available?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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