Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I look better un-naked...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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