he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i think i have herpe
just one?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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