YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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