we're blogging at a bar
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
two words...techno handjob
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm like, not good at living.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
