Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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