we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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