sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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