Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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