two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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