You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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