at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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