Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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