White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I have post one night stand depression
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