their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
