Duck Duck Cougar?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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