My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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