Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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