we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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