OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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