If that was your dad, he is hot
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
How naked do you want me to be?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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