I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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