do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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