I smell stomach acid.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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