Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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