Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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