You really coming over, don't trick.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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