I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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