I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just want to make out with him forever
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Randomize
