Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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