Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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