Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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