Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
How does one acquire holy water?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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