Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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