She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
tell me about the eggs
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