I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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