If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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