I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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