I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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